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GorillaCorp Internal Memorandum
Subject: Exciting Operational Enhancements in the Ghost Reactor Initiative
From: Department of Morale & Resource Optimization
To: All Active and Future Personnel

Greetings, Valued Resource!

GorillaCorp is thrilled to announce a new era of progress. Thanks to recent discoveries in the Mines of Gorilla Tag made by our lower-depth reconnaissance teams (may their memories live forever), we are proud to unveil several key updates to your work experience in our exciting Ghost Reactor facility.

Our mines go significantly deeper than we were authorized to acknowledge. To assist with your continued employment, GorillaCorp has installed a state-of-the-art Drill-o-vator. This powerful new vehicle will carry you and your team to depths once thought “structurally unstable.” Each descent requires manual power input from monke personnel, ensuring productive engagement. Remember: Teamwork builds character, and character builds compliance.

GorillaCorp sensors have detected a fascinating new phenomenon classified asChaos Energy. We believe this will open up an entirely new world of productivity-enhancing research. This energy is available in the form of Chaos Seeds, which provide a tremendous opportunity for GorillaCorp and a manageable inconvenience for our workers. GorillaCorp employees are instructed to capture any seeds they encounter immediately, regardless of radiation levels or auditory hallucinations. Your safety is a valuable but renewable resource.

In a new employee incentive program, GorillaCorp has generously developed a wide range of Upgrades for your official GorillaCorp tools. These upgrades easily connect to your equipment, enhancing efficiency and deepening emotional dependence. To install, simply press the new component against your tool until it attaches or screams. Either outcome indicates success.

We look forward to your next shift in the Ghost Reactor in Gorilla Tag — and if you’re not already a part of the workforce, you can begin your employment immediately and free of charge by finding Gorilla Tag on the Meta Horizon Store.

With sustained enthusiasm,
The GorillaCorp Morale Directorate
Productivity through persistence. Persistence through pressure.